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"Nobody can avoid falling in love. They might want to deny it, but friendship is probably the most common form of love."
― Stieg Larsson, The Girl Who Kicked the Hornet’s Nest (via wordsnquotes)
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kalikardashian:

thelilnan:

OH FOR FUCK’S SAKE

OKAY

AJAX SOAP

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THEIR SLOGAN IS “STRONGER THAN GREASE”

AND I WAS LIKE OKAY YEAH MAKES SENSE FOR A DISH SOAP- WAIT

AJAX WAS A GREEK SOLDIER RENOWNED FOR HIS STRENGTH

AJAX IS STRONGER THAN ALL OF GREECE

someone who worked at ajax has literally waited 66 years for you to get this

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thelilnan
"Cinderella never asked for a prince. She asked for a night off and a dress."
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captainhardy:

Bible you ok

captainhardy:

Bible you ok

21slugs:

sad with a hint of horny

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21slugs